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Once upon a turtle...
Should I take another coffee break?
But then Captain Marmalade came along...
Is this even
funny?
Hey Alexa, do platypuses and foxes live near each other?
Gosh, is this...too funny?
How many turtles are too many?
And the residents of Fruitville lived appily ever apple...
But the slothigator was a vegetarian all along...
[blank stare]
What's another word for snarfleflump?
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